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I don't always write descriptions, but when I do, you feel like they sound oddly familiar.

I mainly post things that amuse me, scenes from movies I enjoy, and pictures of food. Sweet delicious tasty food. Mmm..

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This year just be yourself

thefrogman:

[bestnatesmithever]

again

Happy New Year. I am not feeling the effects of this caffeine at all don’t be silly.

Gpoy

gemmacorrell:

Sky Cats - Consume (Emirates Open Skies magazine)

flowers-for-kermit:

blimpcat:

dracos-apple:

acci0-tomfelton:

HOW FUCKING FASCINATING, FATHER.

DO TELL ME MORE.

YOU SO FASCINATING FATHER.

oh no, not this again.

i can’t breathe omfg

omfg

IT’S BACK.

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drowningdollyday:

hatewizard:

alexander-vonswag:

Do not lie to me tumblr

I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering.

jesus god can I please get more of these

men of tumblr

do your duty

I would give anything to see like a flash mob of men wearing shirts like this.

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levvis:

half of a salmon fillet and a clarinet

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itislaissezfaire:

My mother told me that she wants me to date multiple people at the same time. Just so I can find the right person…faster.

What.

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I really want to write “Will You Marry Me?” into a fortune cookie and have it delivered with a regular one to a table with a couple who isn’t married.

If it goes according to plan, that poor guy will have a lot of explaining to do.

“No, I didn’t plan it! No, really. I’m sorry that is really random. I’m just not ready for a commitment….yeah I know it DID seem really romantic. I have no idea…”

Tonight I went on a date, filled out several pages in my new cookbook, and smiled a lot for the first time in a while.

Things are looking up.

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